NEW PLANET - DEBUT ALBUM

Randolph Swain and his Friends the "Red Lights" write songs about their adventures in Space.
 
In this first Album ,Randolph discovers the NEW PLANET whilst (allegedly) spying on Mrs Jones  from No. 34 .
 
Each song tells a part of their amazing story............
 
 
 
  

LITTLE HOUSE

 
It was some time after Randolph Swain discovered the NEW PLANET for himself that the refuseniks and malcontents decided to leave the LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE and many years before anybody realised they had gone. On the table they found a hammer , some milk and a note entitled an 'ODE TO ERIS'. The handle of the hammer had rotted almost  completely away , but the milk surprisingly was drinkable.

 

 

IN OUR DREAMS

 

 

Randolph decides to trade in the old ship for a new one and visits his old friend FENTON GLOBE on Nexus 7. Fenton is an endearing old walrus of a man who quite amusingly likes to use his catchphrase of "It's not Rocket Science" every time he talks about Rockets and/or Science. Randolph is 'over the moon' with his new ship but quite concerned where he will purchase enough ice cream to fuel her.

WE JUST FELL IN LOVE

 
Due to the Higgs Boson the temperament of the female members of the crew has been severely effected and has caused a great deal of friction and ill feeling. In particularly Randolph , who has begun to admire Petty Officer Uumellmahaye is finding it hard to suppress his true feelings.

THE MOONLIGHT BURNT MY SKIN

Randolph's shore leave upon Kelper-22b does not go as planned. He forgets to pack his Moonblock and ends up in the medical facility with 3rd degree Moonburn and a deflated sense of Wellbeingness

 

 

THIS OLD WORLD

 

 

Randolph's long romance with Lt. Uumellmahaye comes to an abrupt end. She steals the ships cat (Fluffy Bob) and vaporises Randolph's shoes in the Garbageriser. Randolph is understandably upset at losing his bestest shoes and is forced to wear his Ben Ten slippers until he reaches Eris.

 

 

THE  OUTSIDE

 

 

Randolph and the crew have now been  drifting for many months and  have had little to eat but Mung Beans and nothing to look at but Moon Beams. There was a serious malfunction with a device and after a conflab it is decided that Randolph must go into 'THE OUTSIDE'

AM I SOUL

 
​Randolph is watching a telecast video on his Ipod 253s whilst passing the twin stars of Pollux at twice the speed of Dark. Unfortunately he is pulled over by a Geminium Ranger Patrol. They seem unconcerned about the devilish speed but inquisitive about Randolph's choice of Music. Communications officer, Roc Petrona warns Randolph via his implanted Audi-listener that summary executions have been reported by the Geminiums' for travellers who have the wrong 'Taste' in Music. What should Randolph say ....'Am I Rock' or 'Am I Soul'

ONE LAST TIME

As I sit here on my Own
While the Dark Clouds make a Storm
Take the Hate out of the Rain
Bring back the Sunlight Again
Won't you Help me , Darling, One Last Time

There's a Sadness I Can't Deny
Lord, I'm not the Kind that wants to Cry
For the Tears from these Eyes
Will only make the Water Rise
Won't you Help me , Darling, One Last Time

When Springtime comes Along
And the Blue Jay sings its Song
We'll fill our Pockets full of Life
And I'll ask You to be My Wife
Won't you Help me , Darling, One Last Time

 

 

VENICE 'THE ROCKET' RENKO

 

 

Excerpt from Wiki-pedia (53rd galactic Edition)........​​
.....'Born 1987. Son of the famous Rocketeer Ion Renko
Studied at Leipzig and later Berlin. Majored in Propulsive Engineering and Cookery. Later went on to develop Ionic Space Travel and Sugarless Pomfrey Cakes. Trusted Second-in-command on the first mission to Eris.
Keen eye for detail and an explosive right hook. Deadly with the Nixian Death Spatula. Winner of the 'Most likely  Astronaut to get lost in Space and/or a Difficult Maze' Award 1997'
FROM THE BOOK 'RANDOLPH AND THE ATTACK OF THE QUITE TERRIBLE LARGE INFLATABLE BOUNCY THINGS'

 

​'Renko knew he had no time to spare. If he didn't make his move within the next few moments then his friend would surely perish. Randolph could do little but hang there completely immobile and pray for a miracle, his only hope was his life long friend Venice 'The Rocket' Renko.It all happened so quickly and to the naked (human) eye it would seem like a small explosion. What in fact had happened was  Renko had released the switch on his Anti-grav boots at the same time as firing his Mole gun AWAY from the alien .This had the effect of sending the lithe little spaceman hurtling at the speed of dark straight towards the Quite Terrible Large Inflatable Bouncy Thing. This killed the creature outright but also pushed it into the mouth of the burning crater of which Randolph was suspended above. Almost half a second later the carbon thread that held Randolph Swain aloft finally gave way but instead of frying the Captain like a Crispy (Erisian) Duckpig in the molten goo  meant that he gently bounced off the dead thingy to safety.   Randolph had complete faith in his chum saving the day but still he thought he would definitely need the services of the Hygiene pod as soon as they got back onboard ship.'

PERSULPHOCYANOGEN LULLABY

The ship floats on through time and space. It's a controlled enviroment of constant humidity and sterile germ-free atmosphere. As entertain from the boredom Randolph decides to breath germs and make himself  ill . As he succumbs to Space man-Flu he starts to croon a 'PERSULPHOCYANOGEN LULLABY'​

SAVED BY THE RIOT

 
Randolph and the Crew play the Universe's biggest Concert "Galaxonbury". Things start to look frightening as the Kelper Angels (fired up on Good Old Mother Acid and great big gallons of Cider) invade the stage. The rest of the crowd start to Riot and surround the Angels' who outnumbered, decide to exit quickly (stage left). For the first time on record a band is 'Saved by the Riot'